This post is all Gretchen's fault. Just so you all know. And before I get to the meat of it, I need to explain a few things. First, my wife is a closet Trekkie. Well, not much of a closet one, as she will talk about it at times but, by and large, her love for many things Star Trek is kept pretty quiet. She is quite open about her desire to acquire all of Star Trek Voyager on DVD, though, but that's about it. Second, my best friends way back when I was in fourth and fifth grade were huge Trekkies. I pretended to be one, but inasmuch as Star Trek always aired (and still does, actually), late at night, I never watched the show much. I knew about all the various versions (Star Trek, ST: The Next Generation, ST: Deep Space Nine, ST: Voyager, and the way-awesome-but-ill-fated Enterprise). I have never seen a single one of the TNG movies. I have seen a couple of the Original Series movies. And I have seen the newest installment. So I am a wannabe Trekkie. Which is, now that I think ab...