The Most Amazing Spam Comment Ever

I have been blogging about education for over three years now and recently wrote my 600th post on my teaching blog. Over the many, many, many months I have been blogging, I have had nearly 10,000 spam comments captured and blocked from showing up on my site. I usually ignore the spam completely, but, every now and then, I skim them just to see what weirdness shows up.

What follows is a comment posted from some company out of Italy. (And yes, it was originally written in Italian but I used Chrome's native page translation software to convert it to English. Or something close to it.) It was too amazingly bizarre to just ignore, but I don't like posting spammy stuff on my teaching blog (it is, after all, a way I communicate with parents), so I decided to post it here. Besides, Gretch and I haven't shared anything recently. This will hopefully change soon. Enjoy!

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This bizarre comment was actually posted on three separate occasions! The only changes I made were to delete the hyperlinks scattered throughout.

Anyway, just thought I'd share.